In a recent raid at XMart Adult Supercenter, police seized approximately 20,000 adult DVDs claiming most if not all the videos lacked the legal rating. In a very honorable gesture, local authorities saved parents and adults shopping at the adult video store the emabarrasement that would have represented buying a triple X, triple anal, cum-swallowing film when the purchase was intended for only "Cheerleaders getting a first taste". No doubt this might have caused a retaliation of the most severe consequences against the owner of the store, who -how dares he- displays such a vast amount of uncatalogued porn.

Let's be clear. If someone is looking for the joy of youthfull butts and uncomitted vaginas there is really no room for "face-fucks", deep-anal-tonguing or any of that perverted activities. For Ron Jeremy's sake!

Adult performers Taryn Thomas, Kylee King, Jezebelle Bond and Jenna Presley are scheduled to hit the stage next Tuesday at the Rouge Gentlemen’s Club as part of “Up and Comers Night.”

“I love to dance. I’m going to dance to two songs by Britney Spears and one by Carmen Electra and the Pussycat Dolls,” she said.

Meanwhile, the next “Up and Comers Night,” is scheduled for March 28, featuring Penny Flame, Tyla Wynn, Kaylynn and Zero Tolerance contract performer Courtney Cummz as part of “Award Winners and Contract Stars” theme.

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A former strip club waitress was recently arrested in Boston for -apparently- mailing out condoms with an explosive mixture. We suspect she misunderstood some fella' comments about wanting to bang her. Check out the news and stay away from trouble!

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Nude dancing clubs that do not serve alcohol have sued the City of Jacksonville on constitutional claims in Federal Court, according to a court reporting service.

The Jacksonville Property Rights Association, whose members include Sinstation and The Doll House, claimed that a city ordinance that requires them to be licensed is an unconstitutional and an illegal abridgement of expression, according to the report.

The news service said the group also challenges city zoning and taxes, which it claims are attempts to drive them out of business.

Plaintiffs claim that nude dancing conveys an important message of eroticism, body acceptance, and sexual freedom, the news service reported.

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Red Square, indelibly associated with images of stonefaced Soviet leaders and their military might, now is home for a new scenery, albeit more attractive...

Full story here

The Kick Ass Pictures contract star attended the event with company president Mark Kulkis, who was invited by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC’s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda.

“I had a lot of fun last night. I loved the NRCC handler they kept around me at all times,” she said. “The first couple events I went to he was just standing around me to make sure I didn’t take pictures with members of Congress.

"The religious group has brought its show to our parking lot, so we thought we’d even the score by putting on our own show for our customers,” said Eric Langan, CEO of Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc., a publicly traded company that runs the club. The music started at 6 p.m. Saturday."

As one reader pointed out "...while this is obviously adapted from academic material, Frank uses her experience as an exotic dancer to dig into the question of why men frequent strip clubs."

Did she answer the question? From reading the different editorials...
we suspect she hasn't.

"We got so screwed by so many people that made promises that didn't keep them," reported Nellie Symm-Gruender, a Missouri retailer and part of the adult industry lobbying team that was tracking the legislation, which first saw life as Senate Bill 32.

"They stripped it off of 353 because all the prosecutors were very nervous about having this on a crime bill because of something we have in Missouri called the Hammerschmidt decision," Symm-Gruender continued, "and Hammerschmidt basically says, if an amendment is not germane to the subject of the bill, it can be overturned. So what happened last night, he attached it to a DUI bill."

And yes, this happened at the lockers so it wasn't very romantic.

Russian_bath dude 1: You've heard about that organic diet for gals pulling weight? It makes those chicks super cut... which makes for a cock-stiffening cocktail, ya know?

Russian_bath dude 2: Oh yeah, yeah. The organic stuff is all over the place. Ha! you think they build those muscles out of carrots and sprouts, silly fuck.

Dakota Kelly's Stats:
Measurements: 56JJ-24-36
Height: 5' 4"
Birthday: April 4
Home Town: Sweetwater, Texas

Having been a club goer for most of my adult life, I've learned to have a healthy admiration for the feature dancer. The reality is that they have a difficult life. Life on the road can take its toll, physically and mentally. The traveling. The lugging of luggage. The competition. Constantly being on guard against crooks and schemers. Dealing with people who don't give a shit about them. Staying in shape. It's tough. It's even tougher for the bigger than big busted dancers. When they're out in public, they often have to deal with comments and cracks from strangers. People stare at them. Other women are nasty. They wear bulky tops to mask the size of their huge breasts. Driving a car--handling the steering wheel--is trickier. Think about it.

- Don't make a nuisance of yourself. If you choose to visit, don't overstay your welcome. Your "welcome" may be a very short period. Some visitors "just want to be alone."

- Don't photograph without permission.
- Don't set up camp too close to others. The beach is wide and generally lightly populated. Even acquaintances may value their privacy.

Basically, these are "good neighbor" practices that should be followed on any beach. So, if you are visiting a nude beach for the first time, just behave as you would on a non-nude beach, except take off your clothes, of course.

Our comment: Well... that is not the way most people behave at other beaches, specially non-nude ones, my friend. I kinda like to look around a lot, ya' know? And please suggest the beach boy surfing naked that the best way to keep other people's eyes off his ass is to start getting some tan on his cheeks before dropping the swimsuit.
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