STRIPTEASE and Strippers

Newbie Stripping Tips

The other day I was working in a club in New York City (ok, Brooklyn) and the girl next to me was dancing in front of a customer, practically taking nothing off, but saying "titties" and "boobies" and then blatantly asking the customer for more money. The customer felt intimidated and gave her more cash but it was obvious that he felt uncomfortable.
Where do girls get off treating customers like that?
I mean, customers should be treated with respect because they are paying their hard earned cash to enjoy some of the best female company. All day long they are beaten up by the rat race, and now they need to unwind. And with all the entertainment options out there (TV, DVDS, movies, sports), they chose you. So you should be grateful and treat stripping as the art form that it is.
So, how should you treat a customer?
The easiest thing you can do is smile and listen. Yes, it is that simple but so few girls do it!

]]> The second is something that is too easily forgotten in the strip clubs today—the art of seduction, of sensuality versus sex. Now, I'm not saying keep your clothes on, but instead of just bouncing to the music, a hand slowly working around your breast, a finger that traces the outline of your areola. . . sensual moves that should be added to your repertoire. Trust me, all that flash might make you fast cash, but it is the erotic aspect that keeps the customers coming back!

Adult Video Stores Under Attack

Under a 1988 Florida law, “it is unlawful for a person to sell at retail, rent to another, attempt to sell at retail, or attempt to rent to another, a video movie in this state unless the official rating or the motion picture from which it is copied is clearly displayed on the outside of its cassette, case, jacket, or other covering.”

In a recent raid at XMart Adult Supercenter, police seized approximately 20,000 adult DVDs claiming most if not all the videos lacked the legal rating. In a very honorable gesture, local authorities saved parents and adults shopping at the adult video store the emabarrasement that would have represented buying a triple X, triple anal, cum-swallowing film when the purchase was intended for only "Cheerleaders getting a first taste". No doubt this might have caused a retaliation of the most severe consequences against the owner of the store, who -how dares he- displays such a vast amount of uncatalogued porn.

Let's be clear. If someone is looking for the joy of youthfull butts and uncomitted vaginas there is really no room for "face-fucks", deep-anal-tonguing or any of that perverted activities. For Ron Jeremy's sake!

]]> To prevent future raids, we have devised a rating system which we generously make public so that adult video store owners can display it on all their adult DVDs in their stores -where "no one under 18 is allowed and where one is prevented from entering if sexual content is found offensive".

1.- tongue in cheek (lesbi content)
2.- tongue in foot (some mild fetish)
3.- tongue in dick (mild oral nature)
4.- tongue in asshole (stronger than average)
5.- tongue dripping cum (now we talkin')

Source: avn.com

Adult performer Jezebelle Bond

Scheduled for 9 p.m. at the club, 14626 Raymer St. in Van Nuys, the program will feature the four adult stars performing solo and then together as part of its “Brunettes Night” theme for the “Up and Comers” series hosted by the club and L.A. Direct Models.

Adult performers Taryn Thomas, Kylee King, Jezebelle Bond and Jenna Presley are scheduled to hit the stage next Tuesday at the Rouge Gentlemen’s Club as part of “Up and Comers Night.”

“I love to dance. I’m going to dance to two songs by Britney Spears and one by Carmen Electra and the Pussycat Dolls,” she said.

Meanwhile, the next “Up and Comers Night,” is scheduled for March 28, featuring Penny Flame, Tyla Wynn, Kaylynn and Zero Tolerance contract performer Courtney Cummz as part of “Award Winners and Contract Stars” theme.

Stripclubs fireworks

If you are planning on a night of entertainment to pay respect to the ole bacchus and have in mind a visit to your local strip joint, watch out. Like in the airports, do not accept any baggages or boxes that is being handed at you, even by sexy panty-tight, fetishnet-dresses, sex-deprived lady. You could be for a surpise. If not an outright explosion in your balls...

A former strip club waitress was recently arrested in Boston for -apparently- mailing out condoms with an explosive mixture. We suspect she misunderstood some fella' comments about wanting to bang her. Check out the news and stay away from trouble!

Nude Dancing Hit Again in Florida

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Nude dancing clubs that do not serve alcohol have sued the City of Jacksonville on constitutional claims in Federal Court, according to a court reporting service.

The Jacksonville Property Rights Association, whose members include Sinstation and The Doll House, claimed that a city ordinance that requires them to be licensed is an unconstitutional and an illegal abridgement of expression, according to the report.

The news service said the group also challenges city zoning and taxes, which it claims are attempts to drive them out of business.

Plaintiffs claim that nude dancing conveys an important message of eroticism, body acceptance, and sexual freedom, the news service reported.

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Russians Are Cumming

Yeah, cumming full force. Polish your russian and go check out this news. You thought nude girls posing in the middle of red square was not possible? Well, it happened. Lenin is coming back from the death and Stalin is stroking in his tumb. At least, what we've heard.

Red Square, indelibly associated with images of stonefaced Soviet leaders and their military might, now is home for a new scenery, albeit more attractive...

Full story here

On Mary Carey

WASHINGTON - Mary Carey told AVN.com she had so much fun at the Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush in Washington Tuesday night that she may join his political party.

The Kick Ass Pictures contract star attended the event with company president Mark Kulkis, who was invited by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC’s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda.

“I had a lot of fun last night. I loved the NRCC handler they kept around me at all times,” she said. “The first couple events I went to he was just standing around me to make sure I didn’t take pictures with members of Congress.

]]> Mary Carey said there were two other security officials stationed near her during the fundraiser who were supposed to keep her from doing anything out of the ordinary, such as attempting to approach President Bush at an inopportune time.

“They would have tackled me,” she said. “… President Bush is good-looking. He’s hot. They kept me far away from him. {The tables} were like six rows deep, and we were second to the end, and he was in the middle.”

Carey, who plans to run for lieutenant governor of California as an Independent next year on the heels of a high-profile run for governor in 2003, said she also enjoyed her luncheon with Karl Rove, Bush’s senior political advisor.

“Karl Rove was great. He said a lot of things I really like,” Carey said. “I think what the adult industry should do is for all the different companies to donate to the Republican party, like give a 100 thousand or two to the Republicans, and then they’d probably like us better.”

Carey, who is celebrating her 25th birthday today, said she was “kind of worried” about how she would be received at the dinner, but that “everybody was really nice.”

“At first I felt strange,” she admitted. “They were talking about all this Republican stuff and I felt like I was eavesdropping. ... By the end of night everyone was drunk and everybody wanted a picture with me."

Carey said she even fielded some offers for sex.

“I got an offer for a threesome,” said the busty star of such titles as Mary Carey Rules!, adding other guys wanted her to hook them up with her friends. “I got propositioned a lot. It was so much.”

Carey’s plans to attend the fundraiser became the subject of national media coverage in recent weeks as the Washington Post, Washington Times, Los Angeles Times, and several NBC TV stations ran the story. WorldNetDaily.com even created an opinion poll on the subject. The Associated Press today wrote about Carey’s attendance in its report.

Carey said that she and Kulkis sat at the same table with the parents of a U.S. soldier. The parents eventually got a picture of her to send to their son and Carey promised to send “a whole bunch of pornos to the troops.”

Carey also said that after being a guest on G. Gordon Liddy's nationally syndicated radio show that he asked for a password to her Website, and Carey would also be sending him some of her videos.

Source: AVN.com

Naughty America

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Rick’s Cabaret-Charlotte, the new gentlemen’s club at 5300 Old Pineville Rd. that has been the focal point for protests by a religious group, has retaliated – using live music, burgers and bikini-clad car washers as its weapons.

"The religious group has brought its show to our parking lot, so we thought we’d even the score by putting on our own show for our customers,” said Eric Langan, CEO of Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc., a publicly traded company that runs the club. The music started at 6 p.m. Saturday."

]]> Since the club had its grand opening on Thursday night, a group led by Rev. Flip Benham of Operation Save America has been staging noisy protests and using a bullhorn to ask patrons not to enter the club.

“Their antics sure don't seem to be slowing business down with hundreds of patrons enjoying the party inside Rick's since early Thursday night, but they are creating a nuisance,” Langan said. “Everybody is entitled to their opinions and to put on legal entertainment of their choice, and so are we. We just think girls washing cars in bikinis and great live music are lots more entertaining than somebody haranguing you with their personal religious views.”

Langan even debated one of the religious group's leaders for an hour on WBT radio on Friday. Ricks' response received plenty of local TV coverage and some positive public feedback.

Source: AVN.com

Amateur Strippers

When striptease goes amateur...
amateur striptease. Sit down and relax for the next three minutes. Get some popcorn and yes, some kleenex too :)
Not sure what ya'll think but I loved it.

Male Desire And Strippers

G-Strings and Sympathy: Strip Club Regulars and Male Desire.
Not to make it sound too serious but we found this book on amazon about why men keep hitting strip clubs.

As one reader pointed out "...while this is obviously adapted from academic material, Frank uses her experience as an exotic dancer to dig into the question of why men frequent strip clubs."

Did she answer the question? From reading the different editorials...
we suspect she hasn't.

]]> Even a major review shows some reservations "...Her research is sound-she works in a variety of clubs to get a full picture of the experience-and she documents her research exhaustively, with 25 pages of footnotes and a 14-page bibliography, in addition to extensive verbatim quotes from her subjects. Unfortunately, this rigorous approach has robbed her thesis of its inherent bathos and humanity, resulting in a tedious, laborious read weighed down with academic jargon. She also includes some of her own fiction, which does not enhance the reading pleasure."

Her conclusions are not new. She ends the book with the clear vision that even though upsetting to wives and girlfriends men keep visiting titties bars. Nothing new here.

Some would have wished instead of a quest for the ultimate stripclub relevation, that she had included more bare pink...

The book can be purchased here
Good reading!

Cabaret Concerns In Missouri

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - In a flurry of late-night deal making, the majority of the anti-adult business provisions of House Bill (HB) 353 were written into HB 972, "Intoxication-Related Traffic Offenses," by the state Senate, which it then passed just before midnight Thursday. Then the revised bill was sent back to the House, which passed that amended bill just after noon today.

"We got so screwed by so many people that made promises that didn't keep them," reported Nellie Symm-Gruender, a Missouri retailer and part of the adult industry lobbying team that was tracking the legislation, which first saw life as Senate Bill 32.

"They stripped it off of 353 because all the prosecutors were very nervous about having this on a crime bill because of something we have in Missouri called the Hammerschmidt decision," Symm-Gruender continued, "and Hammerschmidt basically says, if an amendment is not germane to the subject of the bill, it can be overturned. So what happened last night, he attached it to a DUI bill."

]]> The "he" is state Sen. Matt Bartle, who has led an unwavering anti-adult campaign since he first introduced SB 32 in February.

While the anti-adult provisions of HB 972 are not quite as bad as the language in previous versions, it is reportedly still onerous enough that retailers and cabaret owners will almost certainly be challenging it in court.

Unfortunately, the text of HB 972 is not yet available, so the information which follows is subject to correction when the final copy of the bill is in hand.

"There were two provisions removed from HB 972," said Travis Brown, partner in the lobbying firm of Gaines Brown Consulting LLC, which has been retained by several adult businesspersons to work on the legislation. "Sec. 67.2540 of HB 353, all the definitions, that was left in, and also the majority of Sec. 67.2552, except they took out the tipping provision in item 3, and item 6, the hours of operation limitation. Other than that, I think it was pretty much the same."

The language in HB 353 which has been stricken from HB 972 is:

"3. It shall be a class A misdemeanor for an employee, while semi-nude in a sexually-oriented business, to solicit any pay or gratuity from any patron or customer or for any patron or customer to pay or give any gratuity to any employee, while said employee is semi-nude in a sexually-oriented business."

And, "6. No sexually-oriented business may remain open at any time between the hours of midnight and ten a.m. on weekdays and Saturdays. Such businesses shall be closed on all official state or federal holidays and Sundays."

"Also, under the Senate substitute originally proposed by Sen. Bartle, there was a Sec. 311.488, which is the liquor law of the state of Missouri," Brown continued. "That would have said, 'The Supervisor of the Division of Alcohol and Tobacco Control shall not issue a license to sell intoxicating liquor or non-intoxicating beer to a sexually oriented business as defined by 67.2540.' So they were trying to take away the cabarets' liquor licenses, and we were very concerned about that for obvious reasons. That did not make it; it was stripped out in the conference committee report of HB 353, and also was not in the version of HB 972 that was passed."

Cabarets still face plenty of problems under HB 972, however, including the requirement that nude and semi-nude employees must remain at all times at least 10 feet from customers, and on a stage two feet high, behind a two-foot high railing. How the dancers are supposed to collect tips from that position is currently unknown.

"The cabaret owners who were there were pretty upset, said it was going to kill them, destroy them," said Symm-Gruender. "It's going to be really difficult for them."

Complete news here

All Female Muscle

Last week, while I was taking my weekly steam bath (or whatever russian making-my-nuts-swell-in-heat it was), I overheard this conversation between two guys looking at some female muscle building magazine.

And yes, this happened at the lockers so it wasn't very romantic.

Russian_bath dude 1: You've heard about that organic diet for gals pulling weight? It makes those chicks super cut... which makes for a cock-stiffening cocktail, ya know?

Russian_bath dude 2: Oh yeah, yeah. The organic stuff is all over the place. Ha! you think they build those muscles out of carrots and sprouts, silly fuck.

]]> RB 1: I meant organic from organs. These women eat organs. See, it's an organ. They refer to it as organic to fly under the radar.
RB 2: Ah... you mean they are vagitarians?
RB 1: kinda. But they don't eat pussy like vagitarians do. They eat balls from bulls. Organs. That's where they get their testosterone from.
RB 1: I read somewhere that it causes them to have supernormal clits too... the size of long erect nipples. Honestly, I wouldn't know what to suck first.
RB 2: Uh... are those clits also the squirters, so to speak?
RB 1: what the hell is that?
RB 2: that those finger-sized, brick-hard clits will squirt the hell out of an orgasm making it even dangerous to fuck one of those teste-ladies. I think the danger lies in that instead of guys cumming deep inside they run the risk of backfiring their own cum.
RB 1: huh?
RB 2: like the super fit clits will squirt with such a force that all goo will end up in the guy's stomach. A reversed fuck, sorta.
RB 1: silence.
RB 2: silence.
RB 1: more silence.
RB 2: even more silence.

After the guys left, I looked around the locker room several times making sure there were no x-filers hanging out. Then, I quickly dressed and rushed out.

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Jokes aside, Autumn's site can be seen here.
You look great, Autumn!

Dakota Kelly

Dakota Kelly's Stats:
Measurements: 56JJ-24-36
Height: 5' 4"
Birthday: April 4
Home Town: Sweetwater, Texas

Having been a club goer for most of my adult life, I've learned to have a healthy admiration for the feature dancer. The reality is that they have a difficult life. Life on the road can take its toll, physically and mentally. The traveling. The lugging of luggage. The competition. Constantly being on guard against crooks and schemers. Dealing with people who don't give a shit about them. Staying in shape. It's tough. It's even tougher for the bigger than big busted dancers. When they're out in public, they often have to deal with comments and cracks from strangers. People stare at them. Other women are nasty. They wear bulky tops to mask the size of their huge breasts. Driving a car--handling the steering wheel--is trickier. Think about it.

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Most of us work in one place. We sleep in our own beds at night and have weekends off. Our paychecks are steady. We take this for granted. Features can't. They also know that stardom is only for a relatively short time. Their name on a marquee is written in sand. Eventually, the tide will wipe it smooth. And so it goes. This is my homage to Dakota Kelly, whose perfectly round ass I deeply adore. And for you, there are these pics.

Other files where to find more information on Dakota Kelly:

Dakota Kelly nude pictures

Dakota Kelly photo donated by Scoreland

Nude Beaches

While searching for some information on the net we came across some informative lines we'd like to share. We've all heard about nude beaches but what about naked surfing? Should you ever decide to do the naked thingy you must first become acquainted with certain rules. Below, we paraphrase what has been posted at darebare.net. Your BEACH ETIQUETTE:

- Don't make a nuisance of yourself. If you choose to visit, don't overstay your welcome. Your "welcome" may be a very short period. Some visitors "just want to be alone."

- Don't photograph without permission.
- Don't set up camp too close to others. The beach is wide and generally lightly populated. Even acquaintances may value their privacy.

Basically, these are "good neighbor" practices that should be followed on any beach. So, if you are visiting a nude beach for the first time, just behave as you would on a non-nude beach, except take off your clothes, of course.

Our comment: Well... that is not the way most people behave at other beaches, specially non-nude ones, my friend. I kinda like to look around a lot, ya' know? And please suggest the beach boy surfing naked that the best way to keep other people's eyes off his ass is to start getting some tan on his cheeks before dropping the swimsuit.
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Source: darebare.net/etiquette.html

Florida Strip Clubs

Police Raids Target Florida Strip Clubs

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Police arrested eight dancers and cited 56 others for showing too much flesh during raids or six exotic dance clubs that serve alcohol in the area, according to a published report.

]]> A city ordinance says dancers must fully cover butts as well as breasts from the nipple down, The Florida Times-Union reported. The law does not apply to juice bars.

Sheriff’s Office spokesman Ken Jefferson said clubs are raided regularly to ensure regulations are followed. Caesar’s Gentlemen’s Club manager Joe Serafini said it’s not unusual for police to come in, turn on the lights and then send patrons out – effectively shutting down the club for several hours while tickets are given out, the report said.

“And they’d do it even if the woman were wearing granny underwear,” he told the newspaper. “We just tell the dancers to comply and give all the information the police ask for. There’s no point in fighting it that night.”

The city ordinance is being challenged by some of the clubs, who say the dancers should be allowed to wear just pasties and G-strings.

Source: AVN.com