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April 23, 2005

FROM THE TRENCHES

"I am in Panama right now and I will have to say that the latin girls down here are completely off the chart. Now keep in mind - I am 33 years old. I never dug prostitutes before - I hated hooker sex because I am used to girls that want to fuck me fucking me. I've been lucky like that. Recently, I was in Manilla looking for some latin pussy and the pro skirts are so cheap down there I figured that I way as well hook it up because you can get like 5 of them for $250. In Panama, the girls down here are 100 times hotter than the Manila ones, a little more expensive, and it's tougher to get the GFE. They also have natural breasts."

"What is the GFE? GFE = The Girl Friend Experience. They go out with you, fuck you like they actually want to fuck you, spend the night, and you can knock it out again the next morning - they even get jealous if you hook up with other chicks. It's crazy. I've on the GFE program down here with this one that is Selma Hayek level talent. Perfect tits! They should be cut off and preserved in the interest of science -- better than that -- they are 100% real!!! Oh yeah, of course, I have been strapping on many a XL / Magnum condoms (hard to get down here) to take care of business, so don't bother warning me about the cooties -- I've already got it covered. I've liked 33 years of my life with blinders on. Don't make the same mistake I have - hire a pro, strap on the latex, and have some fun."

The above was part of a recent discussion in a public forum about hot sex destinations and how to approach the subject of international escorting. Read more for some interesting thoughts from the posters.

Someone contributed as follows:

"If any of you get a chance to visit San Jose, Costa Rica, get an "esposa por la semana." For only $500, you get a girl who will love you long time. In fact, they travel with you and they're girlfriend, with all the perks, during your entire stay. And, the best thing about your "esposa por la semana" is, they do anything you want - any where you want, and how you want it."

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A sex traveller to Manila stated that:

1. In Manila, once you have spent a little time in the bar - you are well over $50 - you remember the bar fine.
2. I like the "girl friend experience" because it blows the shit out of 20 minutes cold impersonal hooker sex that the girl can't wait till it's over. If you find one that is into you -- you will have WAY better time. It's like a mini-relationship.
3. They stay the night, so when you wake up with morning wood you can pound them again -- and yes, I know to hide my wallet, in fact, I get a separate room just for the hoes anyway - I'm smart like that. Plus, waking up in a bed with three naked girls around you in quite a nice thing.

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The first night in Panama sex was mostly a weasel dust fueled affair. The next night a few big time industry guys (I will omit names here) went to this one whorehouse where the corral the girls out in front of you one after the next with numbers on them. I will have to say that most of them were stunning beauties, I was a little sober and wasn’t completely feeling it, but this one walked in that I had a pretty good feeling about so I took her out of there for $350. Of course, my date did not know a word of English. From there we went to Elite, which was more of an American style titty bar, when my girl starts hinting around like she would like to go and consummate our friendship. We went back to the apartment and unfortunately it was some pretty run-of-the-mill hooker sex. She complained that I was "mas (too) grande", but the tity fuck was pretty good. Probably my best tit fuck ever. Again, great naturals tits, but unfortunately – no pics.

After we finished up I sent her off and went and met back up with my friends who were all drinking at a club walking distance from where I was staying. They still had their dates with them. Around 4am they all left, so for some reason I got in a cab (why I’m not sure) and the cab driver says:

"We have girls – gusta chicas?"

I was pretty hammered so I figure, "Why not?"

And next thing I know I’m back at Elite. The second I walk in I get attacked by the girl pictured above and a friend. We sit down in the corner and start shooting a bunch of tequila…

"El senor de Los Angels (me) es mas gaupo."

Could have all been lie, but on the scope of lies – no big deal – better than "Its your baby…"

SECOND PART COMING SOON