May 13, 2005
All Female Muscle
Last week, while I was taking my weekly steam bath (or whatever russian making-my-nuts-swell-in-heat it was), I overheard this conversation between two guys looking at some female muscle building magazine.
And yes, this happened at the lockers so it wasn't very romantic.
Russian_bath dude 1: You've heard about that organic diet for gals pulling weight? It makes those chicks super cut... which makes for a cock-stiffening cocktail, ya know?
Russian_bath dude 2: Oh yeah, yeah. The organic stuff is all over the place. Ha! you think they build those muscles out of carrots and sprouts, silly fuck.
RB 1: I meant organic from organs. These women eat organs. See, it's an organ. They refer to it as organic to fly under the radar.
RB 2: Ah... you mean they are vagitarians?
RB 1: kinda. But they don't eat pussy like vagitarians do. They eat balls from bulls. Organs. That's where they get their testosterone from.
RB 1: I read somewhere that it causes them to have supernormal clits too... the size of long erect nipples. Honestly, I wouldn't know what to suck first.
RB 2: Uh... are those clits also the squirters, so to speak?
RB 1: what the hell is that?
RB 2: that those finger-sized, brick-hard clits will squirt the hell out of an orgasm making it even dangerous to fuck one of those teste-ladies. I think the danger lies in that instead of guys cumming deep inside they run the risk of backfiring their own cum.
RB 1: huh?
RB 2: like the super fit clits will squirt with such a force that all goo will end up in the guy's stomach. A reversed fuck, sorta.
RB 1: silence.
RB 2: silence.
RB 1: more silence.
RB 2: even more silence.
After the guys left, I looked around the locker room several times making sure there were no x-filers hanging out. Then, I quickly dressed and rushed out.
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