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April 20, 2005

Clothed Women Naked Men

It's not fair!

We have all read about the perils of female dancers. It's been said that nude dancers face a lot of hardship. Rude clients who never tip, male chauvinists who only know to talk dirty, living and making a living in a male dominated circle... and on and on and on.

But what 'bout male strippers. Don't they face the same bad fate of having to cope with women trying to stretch their genitals as if rubber bands? Or those party girls who have nothing better to do but spending their time at male stripper joints proving performers' dicks as their first blowjob experiencie? Poor guinea pigs. Life it's not fair!

I hereby invoke all dick grabbin, all cock gropin and all wanking powers to terminate this injustice. Gee!

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Here are some of the words you need to master before you decide your as good as your sucking power.

Sucking: to draw (as liquid) into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue b : to draw something from or consume by such movements c : to apply the mouth to in order to or as if to suck out a liquid

Wanking: yes, exactly that.

Grabbing: to take or seize by or as if by a sudden motion or grasp

Blowjobs: ya know...

Handjobs: an act of fellatio with hands.

Licking: to draw the tongue over (2) : to flicker over like a tongue b : to take into the mouth with the tongue

Groping: to look for something blindly or uncertainly

Some examples of sucking, licking, wanking, blowjobbing, gagging and groping.

Best of luck!

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