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May 30, 2005

Amateur Strippers

When striptease goes amateur...
amateur striptease. Sit down and relax for the next three minutes. Get some popcorn and yes, some kleenex too :)
Not sure what ya'll think but I loved it.

Posted by speedo guy at 09:35 PM | Comments (0) | Striptease

May 19, 2005

Male Desire And Strippers

G-Strings and Sympathy: Strip Club Regulars and Male Desire.
Not to make it sound too serious but we found this book on amazon about why men keep hitting strip clubs.

As one reader pointed out "...while this is obviously adapted from academic material, Frank uses her experience as an exotic dancer to dig into the question of why men frequent strip clubs."

Did she answer the question? From reading the different editorials...
we suspect she hasn't.

Even a major review shows some reservations "...Her research is sound-she works in a variety of clubs to get a full picture of the experience-and she documents her research exhaustively, with 25 pages of footnotes and a 14-page bibliography, in addition to extensive verbatim quotes from her subjects. Unfortunately, this rigorous approach has robbed her thesis of its inherent bathos and humanity, resulting in a tedious, laborious read weighed down with academic jargon. She also includes some of her own fiction, which does not enhance the reading pleasure."

Her conclusions are not new. She ends the book with the clear vision that even though upsetting to wives and girlfriends men keep visiting titties bars. Nothing new here.

Some would have wished instead of a quest for the ultimate stripclub relevation, that she had included more bare pink...

The book can be purchased here
Good reading!

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May 17, 2005

Cabaret Concerns In Missouri

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - In a flurry of late-night deal making, the majority of the anti-adult business provisions of House Bill (HB) 353 were written into HB 972, "Intoxication-Related Traffic Offenses," by the state Senate, which it then passed just before midnight Thursday. Then the revised bill was sent back to the House, which passed that amended bill just after noon today.

"We got so screwed by so many people that made promises that didn't keep them," reported Nellie Symm-Gruender, a Missouri retailer and part of the adult industry lobbying team that was tracking the legislation, which first saw life as Senate Bill 32.

"They stripped it off of 353 because all the prosecutors were very nervous about having this on a crime bill because of something we have in Missouri called the Hammerschmidt decision," Symm-Gruender continued, "and Hammerschmidt basically says, if an amendment is not germane to the subject of the bill, it can be overturned. So what happened last night, he attached it to a DUI bill."

The "he" is state Sen. Matt Bartle, who has led an unwavering anti-adult campaign since he first introduced SB 32 in February.

While the anti-adult provisions of HB 972 are not quite as bad as the language in previous versions, it is reportedly still onerous enough that retailers and cabaret owners will almost certainly be challenging it in court.

Unfortunately, the text of HB 972 is not yet available, so the information which follows is subject to correction when the final copy of the bill is in hand.

"There were two provisions removed from HB 972," said Travis Brown, partner in the lobbying firm of Gaines Brown Consulting LLC, which has been retained by several adult businesspersons to work on the legislation. "Sec. 67.2540 of HB 353, all the definitions, that was left in, and also the majority of Sec. 67.2552, except they took out the tipping provision in item 3, and item 6, the hours of operation limitation. Other than that, I think it was pretty much the same."

The language in HB 353 which has been stricken from HB 972 is:

"3. It shall be a class A misdemeanor for an employee, while semi-nude in a sexually-oriented business, to solicit any pay or gratuity from any patron or customer or for any patron or customer to pay or give any gratuity to any employee, while said employee is semi-nude in a sexually-oriented business."

And, "6. No sexually-oriented business may remain open at any time between the hours of midnight and ten a.m. on weekdays and Saturdays. Such businesses shall be closed on all official state or federal holidays and Sundays."

"Also, under the Senate substitute originally proposed by Sen. Bartle, there was a Sec. 311.488, which is the liquor law of the state of Missouri," Brown continued. "That would have said, 'The Supervisor of the Division of Alcohol and Tobacco Control shall not issue a license to sell intoxicating liquor or non-intoxicating beer to a sexually oriented business as defined by 67.2540.' So they were trying to take away the cabarets' liquor licenses, and we were very concerned about that for obvious reasons. That did not make it; it was stripped out in the conference committee report of HB 353, and also was not in the version of HB 972 that was passed."

Cabarets still face plenty of problems under HB 972, however, including the requirement that nude and semi-nude employees must remain at all times at least 10 feet from customers, and on a stage two feet high, behind a two-foot high railing. How the dancers are supposed to collect tips from that position is currently unknown.

"The cabaret owners who were there were pretty upset, said it was going to kill them, destroy them," said Symm-Gruender. "It's going to be really difficult for them."

Complete news here

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May 13, 2005

All Female Muscle

Last week, while I was taking my weekly steam bath (or whatever russian making-my-nuts-swell-in-heat it was), I overheard this conversation between two guys looking at some female muscle building magazine.

And yes, this happened at the lockers so it wasn't very romantic.

Russian_bath dude 1: You've heard about that organic diet for gals pulling weight? It makes those chicks super cut... which makes for a cock-stiffening cocktail, ya know?

Russian_bath dude 2: Oh yeah, yeah. The organic stuff is all over the place. Ha! you think they build those muscles out of carrots and sprouts, silly fuck.

RB 1: I meant organic from organs. These women eat organs. See, it's an organ. They refer to it as organic to fly under the radar.
RB 2: Ah... you mean they are vagitarians?
RB 1: kinda. But they don't eat pussy like vagitarians do. They eat balls from bulls. Organs. That's where they get their testosterone from.
RB 1: I read somewhere that it causes them to have supernormal clits too... the size of long erect nipples. Honestly, I wouldn't know what to suck first.
RB 2: Uh... are those clits also the squirters, so to speak?
RB 1: what the hell is that?
RB 2: that those finger-sized, brick-hard clits will squirt the hell out of an orgasm making it even dangerous to fuck one of those teste-ladies. I think the danger lies in that instead of guys cumming deep inside they run the risk of backfiring their own cum.
RB 1: huh?
RB 2: like the super fit clits will squirt with such a force that all goo will end up in the guy's stomach. A reversed fuck, sorta.
RB 1: silence.
RB 2: silence.
RB 1: more silence.
RB 2: even more silence.

After the guys left, I looked around the locker room several times making sure there were no x-filers hanging out. Then, I quickly dressed and rushed out.

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You look great, Autumn!

Posted by speedo guy at 04:34 PM | Striptease

May 11, 2005

Dakota Kelly

Dakota Kelly's Stats:
Measurements: 56JJ-24-36
Height: 5' 4"
Birthday: April 4
Home Town: Sweetwater, Texas

Having been a club goer for most of my adult life, I've learned to have a healthy admiration for the feature dancer. The reality is that they have a difficult life. Life on the road can take its toll, physically and mentally. The traveling. The lugging of luggage. The competition. Constantly being on guard against crooks and schemers. Dealing with people who don't give a shit about them. Staying in shape. It's tough. It's even tougher for the bigger than big busted dancers. When they're out in public, they often have to deal with comments and cracks from strangers. People stare at them. Other women are nasty. They wear bulky tops to mask the size of their huge breasts. Driving a car--handling the steering wheel--is trickier. Think about it.

Most of us work in one place. We sleep in our own beds at night and have weekends off. Our paychecks are steady. We take this for granted. Features can't. They also know that stardom is only for a relatively short time. Their name on a marquee is written in sand. Eventually, the tide will wipe it smooth. And so it goes. This is my homage to Dakota Kelly, whose perfectly round ass I deeply adore. And for you, there are these pics.

Other files where to find more information on Dakota Kelly:

Dakota Kelly nude pictures

Dakota Kelly photo donated by Scoreland

Posted by speedo guy at 04:56 PM | Striptease

May 05, 2005

Nude Beaches

While searching for some information on the net we came across some informative lines we'd like to share. We've all heard about nude beaches but what about naked surfing? Should you ever decide to do the naked thingy you must first become acquainted with certain rules. Below, we paraphrase what has been posted at darebare.net. Your BEACH ETIQUETTE:

- Don't make a nuisance of yourself. If you choose to visit, don't overstay your welcome. Your "welcome" may be a very short period. Some visitors "just want to be alone."

- Don't photograph without permission.
- Don't set up camp too close to others. The beach is wide and generally lightly populated. Even acquaintances may value their privacy.

Basically, these are "good neighbor" practices that should be followed on any beach. So, if you are visiting a nude beach for the first time, just behave as you would on a non-nude beach, except take off your clothes, of course.

Our comment: Well... that is not the way most people behave at other beaches, specially non-nude ones, my friend. I kinda like to look around a lot, ya' know? And please suggest the beach boy surfing naked that the best way to keep other people's eyes off his ass is to start getting some tan on his cheeks before dropping the swimsuit.
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Source: darebare.net/etiquette.html

Posted by speedo guy at 07:48 PM | Striptease

Florida Strip Clubs

Police Raids Target Florida Strip Clubs

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Police arrested eight dancers and cited 56 others for showing too much flesh during raids or six exotic dance clubs that serve alcohol in the area, according to a published report.

A city ordinance says dancers must fully cover butts as well as breasts from the nipple down, The Florida Times-Union reported. The law does not apply to juice bars.

Sheriff’s Office spokesman Ken Jefferson said clubs are raided regularly to ensure regulations are followed. Caesar’s Gentlemen’s Club manager Joe Serafini said it’s not unusual for police to come in, turn on the lights and then send patrons out – effectively shutting down the club for several hours while tickets are given out, the report said.

“And they’d do it even if the woman were wearing granny underwear,” he told the newspaper. “We just tell the dancers to comply and give all the information the police ask for. There’s no point in fighting it that night.”

The city ordinance is being challenged by some of the clubs, who say the dancers should be allowed to wear just pasties and G-strings.

Source: AVN.com

Posted by speedo guy at 07:24 PM | Striptease

May 03, 2005

Blondes Have More Fun

Yes, blondes have more fun. It's a fact.

Knowing your desbelief we gathered proof. We searched and dig till we found irrevocable evidence of this milenary piece of wisdom. Without further ado we ask you to check out the video -and spread the knowledge that blondes have and are fun-.

If you insist in sticking to your old standards because you think it's fashionable, be prepared to stand against the following remarks:

* Being blonde is not simply something preferable to this generation. Research tells us that Egyptian women in Africa even had wigs made so that they could be blonde too. It seems that this has been going on for quite some time.

* On a different note, Cinderella is blonde. The ugly stepsisters and the stepmother are, you guessed it... dark or red haired.
Even Barbie has platinum hair and blue eyes.

Need I say more?
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Source: asspen.serveftp.free.fr/

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