April 23, 2005
Sex Vacations
FROM THE TRENCHES
"I am in Panama right now and I will have to say that the latin girls down here are completely off the chart. Now keep in mind - I am 33 years old. I never dug prostitutes before - I hated hooker sex because I am used to girls that want to fuck me fucking me. I've been lucky like that. Recently, I was in Manilla looking for some latin pussy and the pro skirts are so cheap down there I figured that I way as well hook it up because you can get like 5 of them for $250. In Panama, the girls down here are 100 times hotter than the Manila ones, a little more expensive, and it's tougher to get the GFE. They also have natural breasts."
"What is the GFE? GFE = The Girl Friend Experience. They go out with you, fuck you like they actually want to fuck you, spend the night, and you can knock it out again the next morning - they even get jealous if you hook up with other chicks. It's crazy. I've on the GFE program down here with this one that is Selma Hayek level talent. Perfect tits! They should be cut off and preserved in the interest of science -- better than that -- they are 100% real!!! Oh yeah, of course, I have been strapping on many a XL / Magnum condoms (hard to get down here) to take care of business, so don't bother warning me about the cooties -- I've already got it covered. I've liked 33 years of my life with blinders on. Don't make the same mistake I have - hire a pro, strap on the latex, and have some fun."
The above was part of a recent discussion in a public forum about hot sex destinations and how to approach the subject of international escorting. Read more for some interesting thoughts from the posters.
Someone contributed as follows:
"If any of you get a chance to visit San Jose, Costa Rica, get an "esposa por la semana." For only $500, you get a girl who will love you long time. In fact, they travel with you and they're girlfriend, with all the perks, during your entire stay. And, the best thing about your "esposa por la semana" is, they do anything you want - any where you want, and how you want it."
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A sex traveller to Manila stated that:
1. In Manila, once you have spent a little time in the bar - you are well over $50 - you remember the bar fine.
2. I like the "girl friend experience" because it blows the shit out of 20 minutes cold impersonal hooker sex that the girl can't wait till it's over. If you find one that is into you -- you will have WAY better time. It's like a mini-relationship.
3. They stay the night, so when you wake up with morning wood you can pound them again -- and yes, I know to hide my wallet, in fact, I get a separate room just for the hoes anyway - I'm smart like that. Plus, waking up in a bed with three naked girls around you in quite a nice thing.
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The first night in Panama sex was mostly a weasel dust fueled affair. The next night a few big time industry guys (I will omit names here) went to this one whorehouse where the corral the girls out in front of you one after the next with numbers on them. I will have to say that most of them were stunning beauties, I was a little sober and wasn’t completely feeling it, but this one walked in that I had a pretty good feeling about so I took her out of there for $350. Of course, my date did not know a word of English. From there we went to Elite, which was more of an American style titty bar, when my girl starts hinting around like she would like to go and consummate our friendship. We went back to the apartment and unfortunately it was some pretty run-of-the-mill hooker sex. She complained that I was "mas (too) grande", but the tity fuck was pretty good. Probably my best tit fuck ever. Again, great naturals tits, but unfortunately – no pics.
After we finished up I sent her off and went and met back up with my friends who were all drinking at a club walking distance from where I was staying. They still had their dates with them. Around 4am they all left, so for some reason I got in a cab (why I’m not sure) and the cab driver says:
"We have girls – gusta chicas?"
I was pretty hammered so I figure, "Why not?"
And next thing I know I’m back at Elite. The second I walk in I get attacked by the girl pictured above and a friend. We sit down in the corner and start shooting a bunch of tequila…
"El senor de Los Angels (me) es mas gaupo."
Could have all been lie, but on the scope of lies – no big deal – better than "Its your baby…"
SECOND PART COMING SOON
Posted by speedo guy at 09:21 PM | Striptease
April 21, 2005
Advice From A Nude Dancer
Do you ever wonder why many married women do not peform oral sex on their men? Maxi Mounds to the rescue. Maxi has the answers.
"When I'm in clubs dancing, a lot of guys tell me, 'My wife won't do this or that,' said Maxi Mounds, who at six-feet-tall, 56-25-36, is the biggest-busted Amazon in the world. "Nine times out of 10, their women won't give them blowjobs.
Either that or they use oral sex as a tool. 'Well, if you don't buy me this, then I'm not going to give you head.' My attitude has always been, why should I have to give you head to get anything? I give head because I totally enjoy it, just like I love getting head..."
This advice comes from a woman who knows how to satisfy and be satisfied in bed. No, Maxi has never done boy-girl hardcore, and chances are she never will, but she is very open about her sexuality and always has a good time in the sack.
"For example, she's multi-orgasmic. She once had 23 orgasms during a single sex session, and you can bet not all of them came from the cock plunging in and out of her pussy. "I always tell people, 'Your biggest sex organ is your brain," Maxi said. "You have to relax and enjoy sex and put yourself in a mental place where you can let every part of yourself go. That's why so many women don't have orgasms, because they don't know how to relax their minds and let the body be free enough to enjoy what's going on, but the man has to help. If your partner's satisfied, you'll be satisfied."
Of course, one look at Maxi tells you that women are very different from men and need to be treated differently. Yeah, she knows, you're a guy, and you're ready for sex at the drop of a hat. You'd have to be standing in the middle of Times Square in broad daylight to refuse a blowjob. Shoot your load? No problem. But things are different with most women. "Some women you have to coax," Maxi said. "I don't know if we have too much going on in our heads or too many hormones, but it's a lot harder for a woman to relax than a man. 
"I can be ready at the drop of a hat. Just lick it and let's go. Not all women are that way."
"There are no general rules for this, but most women like to be licked and touched all over. Tease us a little, just like you like to be teased. Work your tongue up and down our inner thighs, trace your tongue around the edge of our pussy lips. Be all over the place! Don't concentrate on any one area for too long at first. Let us know you're enjoying what you're doing, that even though you want to make us cum, you're having fun, too. "There was a comedian, I think it was Sam Kinnison, who said, 'Do the alphabet with your tongue over her pussy," and it really works. Do the letter A with your tongue, then go through the whole alphabet, tracing the letters over her labia and clit with your tongue, and I guarantee she'll start moving. I like all the letters done to me, but you know what's really good? I like 'I.' Just up and down. And I like Z. A mixture of I and Z together and I have an orgasm!"
"A lot of professional pussy-eating experts warn against direct and constant clitoral contact, but again, Maxi believes there are no absolute rules. "You have to find out what satisfies your woman," she said. "For me, it's a combination of everything. I can cum from the clit, I can cum from down lower, I can cum from fingers inside. Some women have a hard time cumming inside. Just experiment, have some fun with it. Don't stick with one standard way. You can even have oral sex doggy style, just get her ass in the air and go after her pussy. Tongue her asshole while you're at it. Why settle for one, boring position? Spice it up!"
Some final words of advice from "Oralsexus Maximus":
1. Use sex toys during oral sex. "Many men think, 'If I can't please her and the toy can, then where's my manhood?'" Maxi said. "Ridiculous. Being open to letting your woman enjoy herself makes you more of a man than not letting her enjoy herself because you're worried about not being a man."
2. When she's sucking your cock-and she will if you treat her right-don't run if she sticks a finger up your ass. "If you're okay with your sexuality, then you don't have to worry about whether you're gay," Maxi said. "If a woman sticks a finger up a man's ass, that does not mean he's gay. Let her keep going at your ass with a dildo or her fingers while she's sucking you off. I guarantee, you will totally enjoy it." Maxi says enjoyable oral sex is one of the keys to total sexual pleasure. "It doesn't have to be the setup," she said. "It can be the best part."
Maxi Mounds is a regular contributor to Score Magazine, producers of Scoreland and Voluptuous wesbites.
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Photos courtesy of Scoreland
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April 20, 2005
Clothed Women Naked Men
It's not fair!
We have all read about the perils of female dancers. It's been said that nude dancers face a lot of hardship. Rude clients who never tip, male chauvinists who only know to talk dirty, living and making a living in a male dominated circle... and on and on and on.
But what 'bout male strippers. Don't they face the same bad fate of having to cope with women trying to stretch their genitals as if rubber bands? Or those party girls who have nothing better to do but spending their time at male stripper joints proving performers' dicks as their first blowjob experiencie? Poor guinea pigs. Life it's not fair!
I hereby invoke all dick grabbin, all cock gropin and all wanking powers to terminate this injustice. Gee!
See more Male strippers wanking
Here are some of the words you need to master before you decide your as good as your sucking power.
Sucking: to draw (as liquid) into the mouth through a 
suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue
Wanking: yes, exactly that.
Grabbing: to take or seize by or as if by a sudden motion or grasp
Blowjobs: ya know...
Handjobs: an act of fellatio with hands.
Licking: to draw the tongue over
Groping: to look for something blindly or uncertainly
Some examples of sucking, licking, wanking, blowjobbing, gagging and groping.
Best of luck!
Posted by speedo guy at 04:59 PM | Striptease
Strip Clubs Songs
Ready to burn yourself a CD? Consider the following themes if you want to practice for your boyfriend, or if you have a DJ soul... From a recent discussion on a public forum we learned that some of the most common songs used in strip clubs are as follows:
* Strip Club
* Dirty Bird - Bass Patrol
* Nasty Dance
* One Leg Up
* Get It Girl
* Get It Boy - Celeste In Effect
* C'mon Babe
* Massive_attack_-_antistar
* Massive_attack_-_Angel
* Marylin Manson - The Beautiful People
* Rob Dougan- Clubbed to Death
* Deftones - 7 words (suck).mp3
* deftones-lucky_you-mvp.mp3
* NIN - Starfuckers, Inc.mp3
* Nine Inch Nails - Further Down The Spiral -02- The Art Of Self * * * Destruction, Part One.mp3
* Incubus - Favorite Things.mp3
* Ramstein - Du Hast.mp3
* Get Loose Now
* Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya - Poison Clan
* Take It Off - Luke
* Me So Horny
* Table Dance
* Da' Dip - Freak Nasty
* Take It Off
* Bump N' Grind - R. Kelly
* Super Freak - Rick James
* Brick House - The Commodores
* Dirty Cash - Stevie V
* French Kiss - Lil' Louis
* Boom Boom Boom - The Outhere Brothers
* Freaks Come out at Night - Whodini
* Wiggle It - 2 in a Room
* Knockin' Da Boots - H-Town
* Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
* Rump Shaker - Wreckx-N-Effect
* Wild Thing - Tone-Loc
* Lady Marmalade - LaBelle
* Do It ('Til You're Satisfied) - B.T.
* Strokin' - Clarence Carter
Posted by speedo guy at 04:08 PM | Striptease
Maxi Mounds Exotic Dancing
Following is an excerpt of an interview with Maxi Mounds about her new book "The Maxi Mounds Guide".
SCORE: What and who inspired you to write The Maxi Mounds Guide?Maxi: I was always curious about where exotic dancing came from and I always wanted to write a book to talk about what I do for a living. My friend Kama suggested combining the two and the result is my book.
SCORE: How long did the project take you from start to finish?
Maxi: It took about a year of non-stop working to put the book together, but it includes my diaries that I kept from years of being on the road.
SCORE: How did you first go about creating the book?
Maxi: I started keeping diaries of my experiences on the road several years ago so I guess the idea really started back then. Kama and I had been talking about this project for quite awhile because he is in the publishing business. After we got started, I went back and re-read everything I had written and he helped with the research in the history section.
SCORE: How did you feel inside when you first saw your completed book?
Maxi: I thought it was just awesome. It's pretty cool being a published author too. I feel like I've accomplished more with my life than I had hoped for.
SCORE: Besides store, mail order and the Internet, you'll probably have the book for sale at the clubs you perform in? Any plans for TV and radio promotion?
Are we going to see you on Jay Leno?
Maxi: We are working on setting up a lot of things like book signings and personal appearances. I’ll have copies of the book for sale wherever I dance. I’ve already done some radio interviews and I was in Chicago in June for the Chicago Book Expo.
"When I'm in clubs dancing, a lot of guys tell me, 'My wife won't do this or that,' said Maxi Mounds, who at six-feet-tall, 56-25-36, is the biggest-busted Amazon in the world. "Nine times out of 10, their women won't give them blowjobs.
Either that or they use oral sex as a tool. 'Well, if you don't buy me this, then I'm not going to give you head.' My attitude has always been, why should I have to give you head to get anything? I give head because I totally enjoy it, just like I love getting head. There should never be a price tag on enjoying sex. You should please your partner just because you want to please your partner. "When guys say, 'She won't give me head,' my question is, 'Well, do you give her head?' and 50% say no. And I say, 'Well, there you go. Why should she be willing to go down on you if you're not willing to go down on her? Some of them say, 'She won't let me,' and I say, 'I guarantee if you make the mood right, make her feel comfortable, and do it right, she'll loosen up and let you do it.'
Photos courtesy of Score Magazine, issue February 1999.
External Links on Maxi Mounds
- Maxi Mounds in Adult Magazines
- Maxi Mounds in Nude Sexy Models
- Maxi Mounds Stripper
- Maxi Mounds in Big Boobs Models
Posted by speedo guy at 03:33 PM | Striptease
Becoming a Stripper
"This site is a nonprofit resource for those women who have already decided that they would like to earn a living as a stripper. I'm not going to get into the pluses and minuses of the profession. There are a great deal of misconceptions out there about strippers and that is something you will have to deal with if you enter the profession. I will say this- I truly enjoy what I do and I have never felt exploited because I'm a stripper. In fact I have always felt it was far more personally empowering than any other profession. But it's not for everyone. It requires a certain temperament. Don't go and become a stripper because you feel you "have" to. If you hate what you do it WILL show and you will make very little money."
With this introduction, Kiko Wu has created an useful site at http://www.stripper-faq.org/ that is a must check to anyone thinking on getting involved in this profession. Her personal and vast experience outlines the pluses and minuses of this career and establishes valuable advice... More.
Kiko Wu informs about every single aspect on how to become a stripper. Finances, resources, dancing schools, tips and tricks and more.
"Other than your body, which we'll get into later, the tools of the trade are clothing, makeup, and shoes. In dancing, as with any other trade, it never pays to buy cheap tools-they don't work well, they break and you'll just have to replace them anyway.
Heels are your first purchase. Minimum height is 3 inches- anything shorter and your gut will stick out and your legs will look like tree trunks. Look for a shoe with a plastic one-piece sole and heel. Shoes with the leather and wood heels are much more elegant but after the second night of dancing on them the heels tend to flex too much and put a lot of stress on your knees and back. Open toes tend to be more comfortable but if you're going to wear them you have to make sure your toenails are painted and trimmed. Putting no-slip rubber pads on the bottom of the shoe is a good idea- it prevents embarrassing falls on slippery stages."
ON MONEY, she says "So what kind of money will you be making? If you're dancing for shift pay in a blue collar "titty bar" you'll make about $150 a night. A go-go or "cage" dancer at a regular nightclub might make $200 a night but she'll be dancing almost all night. Some girls might prefer that- you don't have to work for tips or talk to the guys. A girl dancing for tips and drink commission in a nude club makes between $200 to $600. A pretty, well-spoken girl who knows the business will make between $400 to $800 at a topless "gown" club. (Gown club refers to a club like TENS were the girls wear gowns and the clientele is more upscale). A feature dancer whose done some magazine and movie work might make $1500 a night."
More here
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Photos from Scoreland.com
Posted by speedo guy at 02:53 PM | Comments (0) | Striptease
April 19, 2005
Strippers As Sex Symbols
How this came about?
When and where did it started?
We need not look at a long time ago. Striptease, the combustible mixture of sexual display, cool eros and irreverent humor was born less than a century ago, as we know it today. From its nineteenth century vaudeville roots, through its controversial career to its decline during the flower power of the 60's, nothing describes better american popular entertainment.
It had its golden age, between the Jazz time and the sexual revolution period, when strippers would perform around the country in burlesque theaters, nightclubs, vaudeville houses and even privately.
Flamboyant impresarios, tight-laced political pundits, shimmy girls, cootch dancers and would-be showgirls, all this universe had this one undressing fervor in common. They were all lured into this profession by big-city aspirations and dreams of fame and fortune. We hope to recreate this once seductive art form in the following pages and raise consciousness about the life of nude dancers, male strippers and exotic showgirls.
Enjoy!
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